January 2011
Waiter: do you need anything else?
Me: will you do a dance?
Waiter: no, I don't dance
Me: not even the cabbage patch?
Waiter: what'd you just call me?
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December 2010
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get me this....NOW. →
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i just want Misfits season 2 to downloooooad
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nevermind, i guess he is, he just isn't really...
pretty sure my boyfriend isn't sexually attracted...
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“You’d shag your own sister for a slice of cheese.” “I don’t even like cheese.” “That makes it even worse!”
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"why am i holding this baby? i'm not being sexist,...
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"i thought, the cat didn't bully me at school, he...
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we all hate casey
(bill is on the phone with jimmy)
me: tell him to tell Casey that i hate him
bill: sonni says to tell casey that she hates him
jimmy: he gets home at one, i'll tell him then
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totally gonna give this dude a guido hair cut....
That awkward moment when Mom/Dad starts yelling at...
The fuck did I do?
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i wonder how long i can just not say a word before...
tabs i have open: facebook, satanic mass murdering...
i am a happy girl, arent i?
nothing i invest time or energy into EVER works...
$10 says if i got pregnant, and took total and complete care of myself the whole time, the baby would still end up with 2 heads and wings, and would also be hitler’s reincarnation.
